"I am merely a vessel. I allow the gods to speak through me."
- Andrew Crocker, inventor, namesake.
The Crocker isn't just a milkshake.
It's a movement.
Help bring the Crocker to a coffee shop near you. It's easy.
Ask for the Crocker at your local coffee shop
They probably won't know what a crocker is, but that's okay.
Proceed to step 2.
Act surprised that its not on their menu
If they don't immediately recognize the name "The Crocker" you should act surprised, perhaps even outraged.
Read this script:
"Wow, you don't serve the Crocker? You should really add it to the menu. It's a shake with Peanut Butter, Almond Milk, Chocolate, a shot of espresso, and a banana. Just throw those ingredients in a blender. Would you mind making me one? I'd be happy to pay as much as $7.50!"
Keep ordering until they add it to their menu.
Day after day, return and demand The Crocker. Act surprised every time they don't immediately recognize the name.
Let us know
Email us at thefutureishereanditscalledthecroc[email protected] so we can add it to our global map.