"I am merely a vessel. I allow the gods to speak through me."
- Andrew Crocker, inventor, namesake.
The visionary.
Available now at Spiro Coffee.
The future is available today at San Francisco's Spiro Coffee.
Take me there
The Crocker isn't just a milkshake.
It's a movement.
Help bring the Crocker to a coffee shop near you. It's easy.
Step 1
Ask for the Crocker at your local coffee shop
They probably won't know what a crocker is, but that's okay.
Proceed to step 2.
Step 2
Act surprised that its not on their menu
If they don't immediately recognize the name "The Crocker" you should act surprised, perhaps even outraged.
Step 3
Read this script:
"Wow, you don't serve the Crocker? You should really add it to the menu. It's a shake with Peanut Butter, Almond Milk, Chocolate, a shot of espresso, and a banana. Just throw those ingredients in a blender. Would you mind making me one? I'd be happy to pay as much as $7.50!"
Step 4
Keep ordering until they add it to their menu.
Day after day, return and demand The Crocker. Act surprised every time they don't immediately recognize the name.